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June 11 2015

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twerks4loanpayments:

Damn. I didn’t even wanna reblog this…

katara:

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

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liache:

this new trend of meme necromancy tho

memes that died years ago are being resurrected to satisfy the masses in these meme-parched times

feels guy, pepe, and rickroll’s graves have already been defiled, and nyancat is making a slow resurgence, so who’s next?? all your base are belong to us?? habbo hotel trolling??? candlejack???? caramellda

allthecanadianpolitics:

horseshitfuckingcall:

THIS IS SO UNRELATED TO WHAT IS GOING ON RN BUT CBC NEWS IS TELLING ME THAT APPARENTLY THE POPE IS GONNA CALL OUT CANADIAN PM STEPHEN HARPER ON CLIMATE CHANGE AND JUST LIKE??? YOOOOO????

I really hope so. He deserves a stern talking to. He’s made Canada the laughing stock of the world on Environmental Issues, but particularly on Climate Change.

malleusmaleficar:

montilyete:

just imagine morrigan and a female mage warden for a moment

morrigan convincing the warden that her magic can be both beautiful and dangerous, if only she allows it to be

morrigan teaching the warden all sorts of things she never learned while in the circle

morrigan gently - though she would never admit it herself - reminding the warden not to hold her magic back, that it’s allowed, encouraged even, to use it

if it’s surana, morrigan urges her to show everyone that she is worthy of respect, that she is more than her race and her abilities, that she is dangerous because she chooses to be and not because she can’t control herself

morrigan assuring the warden that the circle will never have her again, the “not while i breathe” hanging between them, unspoken, but as clear as morrigans fists clenched at her side

morrigan teaching the warden the art of shapeshifting, so they can experience the world differently - but together

the warden giving morrigan flemeths grimoire, and morrigan asking her to join her in reading it so they can uncover the magical secrets and grow stronger together

morrigan finally, as the two of them sit in front the dying fire, telling the warden that she finds her magic beautiful beyond measure, and the warden smiling, asking “what about me?” and morrigan turning a deep red as she answers “you are well aware of your own… assets, i’m sure.” the warden shuffling closer, eyes warm as they settle on morrigans face, speaking “in all the time i’ve known you, you have never once not spoken your mind, why start now?”

morrigan steeling herself as she would before a battle, lifting a hand to the warden’s - her warden’s - face (and how could she not have noticed the obvious sooner?) and tells her exactly how much she cares about her

STOP IT IM CRYING

korra:

message to my 14 year old followers: get good grades, forget about that cute guy you like because he probably doesnt shower enough, if you get detention make sure you bring a cool book

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bonkalore:

khadds:

persephoneholly:

muffiedank:

pabloscloset:

Why grow balls when you can grow a vagina

vaginas don’t represent courage, dignity, or strength

I’m sorry, when you can push a five to ten pound human out of your body then you can talk to us about courage, dignity and strength.

Say it one more time.

#who the fuck has ever thought a penis represents dignity?#have you *seen* a penis?#it’s a floppy meatsock that’s basically like a dog that only knows one trick#and does it constantly at random intervals hoping maybe this time it’ll get a treat#they’re completely ridiculous

the SJWs trained my lizard to use knives and now i am being hunted in my own home

astudyinrose:

Ask not “why does everything have to be gay” but rather “why do you immediately assume it’s not gay”

africanyounot:

So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”

Friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals you can:

the-caltronian:

  • JUST DO IT
  • NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE
  • don’t let your dreams
  • be dreams
  • JUST
  • DO IT
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kittenirl:

me: wears old man shoes like it’s nobody’s business

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noctemmecum:

reckbliss:

noctemmecum:

Girls who walk around during the summer in unbuttoned flannels with only bikini tops underneath and snapbacks make me wanna sin.

in… what way though ……

A lesbian way.

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fffroot:

I wanna run away with someone in the middle of the night and go on adventures and see the world and eat at cheap truck stops and sit on top of our car and look at the stars. 

championsaremade:

This is a friendly reminder to everyone, including myself, that sometimes not being okay, breaking down, and being unable to hold it all together is always okay and completely human and normal. You can’t always be happy, not everything is always going to go according to plan, and you can’t always pretend like you have everything under control. You’re a beautiful human, and being human means we are imperfect and things go wrong and we aren’t always okay, and that’s a great thing. Don’t forget that.

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